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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a prostitute who does both men and women? An omniwhore."

"LPT: Don't stand out too much from the group. Or you'll be a joke."

"I tried to teach my illiterate nymphomanic girlfriend the alphabet. But she only wanted the D. I'm testing this joke here before i try it on my critics of mates."

"TIL the word ""Muppet"" is a combination of ""marionette"" and ""puppet"". It's like how the word ""mobster"" is a combination of ""man"" and ""lobster""."

"Don't pay your taxes. Get sent to a cool ass prison. Boom, now taxes pay you. Life hack."

"I like Jesus... But he loves me. It's an awkward friendship."

"Why can't we see photons having sex? They do it in the super-position."

"A baby boy was born last week with no eyelids. They used his foreskin to graft eyelids. The poor kid is now cockeyed."

"God said, ""If you come forth, you shall win eternal life."" But Frank came fifth and won a toaster."

"I asked my friend if it was intended for him to cheese the pizza joke. ""Nope Unintended"""