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Joke of the Day

"A guy who won free buffets for life committed suicide the other day I guess he had a lot on his plate."

"My lesbian friends just got me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood me when I told them ""I wanna watch."""

"Neutrino Knock Knock Joke Neutrino Knock Knock"

"Are you a haunted house? Because every time I come inside you I shit myself."

"Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says ""Bus Stop."""

"What's a gay guys favorite pizza? Meat lover's"

"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."

"What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance? Leia Princess!"

"The rare times my cat comes to me for affection, I run and hide under the bed, so she knows what that feels like."

"The year is 2200. All fossil fuels are depleted. Our only source for coal is Santa Claus. Everyone must be naughty for the sake of mankind."