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Joke of the Day
"[on a speed date] *2 min long fart* ""It was nice meeting you."""
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"What did one candle say to the other? ""Don't birthdays burn you up?"""
"When does a joke become a dad joke? After the delivery (Pls....just let me go and don't hurt my family)"
"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go inside a store without Robin"
"Did you fall out of heaven? Because you look like it hurts."
"I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent.. That's a bad place for an argument. Because then I tried to walk out and slam the flap."
"What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo? An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal."
"My girlfriend is like my self-esteem I have none"
"You don't need a hunting licence if you shoot a turkey and plant a very small gun on him."
"How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He 'fell'."