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Joke of the Day

"Why did the eagle fly into the church? It was a bird of pray"

"xpost from /r/tellmeajoke TMAJ that includes ""shotgun"" and ""paring knife"""

"Warning: Groaner. What could have caused the Titanic to both sink and not sink. A Hicenberg."

"What do you call an aborted baby Spawn Kill"

"The Vatican has dispelled rumors that the Pope is resigning because he's a pedophile. They claim he just got a little behind at work."

"So i worked at the USPS...I'm apparently not the ""man"" for the..... the sub its named for."

"Anti Jokes How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!"

"Good artists copy, great artists steal I wrote that."

"[Shipwreck Diary] Day 29: worried I'm losing track of time Day 4: nope. I'm fine"

"Where did the King keep his armies? In his sleevies."