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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What what?"
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"Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea? I mean cry me a river river right?"
"Schizophrenia? More like Schizofriendia. *voices agree*"
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period"
"How do you fit three gay men on a bar stool? You flip the stool over."
"wife: Did you work late? [flashback to me missing my exit because the car in front of me had Shrek on and I wanted to see the ending] me:Yep"
"My whore sister wants to get a tramp stamp of a barcode. I guess so guys in the club can do a price check."
"How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It ain't hard...."
"Shadow dancers begin making a mock hanging motion to Katy Perry's singing"
"A friend of mine told me she met a really cute boy in a bar who was solving equations on a napkin. I told her to look for his unknown."