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Joke of the Day

"Buckwheat of the Little Rascals converted to Islam (stop me if you've heard this...) He is now know as Kareem-Of Wheat"

"*hears a man crying in a bathroom stall at work* ""Excuse me, are you okay? Because you're kinda stealing my thing"""

"I hope my wife and children never learn the things that I have done for a Klondike Bar."

"C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors."""

"[ten seconds into tv interview where my identity is being protected] camera guy: don't try to disguise your own voice, let the machine do it"

"Q: What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake? A: It's not my fault."

"What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali? Salt and Pepper shakers"

"What's good on pizza, but not on dick? Cheese"

"Why did the T-Rex go extinct? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Today was so terrible, I thought Steven Seagal was in it."