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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali? Salt and Pepper shakers"
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"Little on the nose that the Pope's riding around in a Fiat, isn't it? But then, I guess we know he's into that Fiat luxe."
"Two chimps are in the bath One says ""ooh oooh eek eek"" The other one says ""well put some cold water in then!"""
"Credit card fraud is wrong. Unless you're poor & really horny & think a rich guy wont notice a $20/month fee for your amputee fetish."
"my phone keeps capitalizing my lols like i'm some kind of suburban mom with highlights and bedazzled jeans."
"How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard"
"are you the girl who has to type everything said in court? ""yes"" I'm sorry *looks back at prosecutor and answers his question as a dolphin*"
"So what do you do for a living? ""I'm in the Secret Service"" Wow, you didn't keep that secret too well did you"
"What's the most political particle? *Elect*rons"
"I used to be a cleptomaniac but now that I took some medicine I feel much better"