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Joke of the Day

"C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors."""

"So, A Helium Molecule walks into a bar... the bartender says ""we don't serve don't serve noble gases here."" It Doesn't React!"

"Not having a date on Valentine's Day doesn't really worry me... It's those 364 other date-less days that are causing me a bit of concern."

"""A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat."" I don't doubt it, given the shit my boss sends us in email."

"Roman numerals. What are they good IV?"

"I want to tell a Moses joke... but I haven't chosen one."

"Babies are the two extremes on the spectrum of smell. They either smell like heaven filled with lollipops or a microwaved porta-potty."

"I got a job installing security systems... I find it pretty alarming"

"Did you hear about the documentary on perforations? It was terrible"

"My friend has a PhD in sexual deviancy She can talk about autoerotic asphyxiation until she's blue in the face!"