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Joke of the Day
"I hope my wife and children never learn the things that I have done for a Klondike Bar."
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"Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. He runs Facebook."
"Don't you love followers that don't acknowledge your existence. Its so cute. Its like I have tiny marriages all over the world."
"Knock Knock ! [nsfw ish] ""Whos there?"" ""Wilma"" ""Wilma whom?"" ""Wilma Dickfit."""
"Now I'm trying to see if I can hear the ocean - me, as a gynecologist"
"Drop down towl for 200 $oh yes he probably came to bring my 200 euro's he owed me He borrowed it from me yesterday"
"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian bail."
"I work as a product designer for a condom company. This annoying frog keeps advising me on my designs. ""Rib it! Rib it!"""
"Why don't English teachers like parole? They prefer complete sentences."
"As a funeral director, I always tie the shoe laces together of the deceased.The zombie apocalypse will be hilarious."