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Joke of the Day

"Inventor of the bar code dies at 91. Several burial attempts will be made before a manager is called to enter him into the ground manually."

"What's the difference between spinach and sodomy? None really. You can add as much butter as you want, kids just won't enjoy them."

"What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !"

"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years party... When you hear an arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."

"why didn't the rabbit like his beer? not enough hops"

"Why Indian restaurants are so good at JavaScript? Because they do curry so well"

"When is April 2nd and she is still pregnant! D:"

"Damn girl, are you bubble wrap? Because you're fun to run over with my bike"

"I have a Mexican friend from the United States... He said he was Juan of US."

"BEST JOKE EVER What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."