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Joke of the Day

"why didn't the rabbit like his beer? not enough hops"

"Since I've been on my own, I no longer trust a whole gallon of milk... The problem is every time I bring it into my house, it doesn't get drunk. It gets wasted."

"Two homosexuals are bored... "" Let's play a game, if you win I'll play the girl's role. -OK -What has four legs and goes meow? -A crocodile. -You won !"""

"I got the chance to watch a women's final for beach volleyball last night... What a semi!!"

"What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders? I'll take your money!"

"Why did the concrete fail at its job? It couldn't take the shear stress"

"water Water Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. l"

"Have you heard about Beyonce's new perfume line, Beyotch?"

"A cowboy goes to the barber. When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what? Pony gone."

"My Favorite Politician Quote (not sure if this belongs here but what the hell) ""Madam, I may be drunk but you're ugly, and in the morning I'll be sober."" - Winston Churchill"