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Joke of the Day

"I have a Mexican friend from the United States... He said he was Juan of US."

"What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower."

"What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green."

"I wonder who I'll be racist against when I'm elderly. I hope it's robots!!"

"I am not racist, I love black people. In fact, I love them so much that I think we should all have our own."

"Today in an elevator, I got off on my floor, hugged the person next to me & said, ""You seem like a alotta fun. We should keep in touch.""."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife won't let him use socks anymore."

"How is Bud Light like sex on the beach? they're both fucking close to water"

"I decided to give a name to my dinner. It was a Miss Steak."

"""I made six figures last year."" - Extremely lazy G.I. Joe employee."