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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sausage beat his kids? For being little brats."
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"Why didn't Hitler drink whisky? Because when he drank whisky, he got *mean*."
"I Used to do Drugs I still do, but I used to too"
"Chuck Norris can't fly... But he does it anyway."
"A guy walks into a bar and asks ""Do you serve lawyers?"" The bartender responds ""Yes, of course!"" The man then says ""Well then. I'll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator."""
"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"Q: Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement? A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances."
"A woman just asked me what 'mansplaining' is. I think it's a trap. We've been staring at each other in silence for nearly an hour now."
"The cops raided our house and set off my epilepsy... Talk about a search and seizure"
"Praying is a lot like masturbation. It feels good to the person doing it but does nothing for the person being thought about."