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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement? A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances."

"I didn't worry much when my parachute didn't open I didn't understand the gravity of the situation"

"Women never listen properly Wife: I lost my keys Man: Its in your jeans Wife: Dont drag my family into this."

"""Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? "" Because they're really good at it"

"HOT local grizzly bears dying to eat YOU!"

"What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom? Help! I'm melting!"

"Q: Why did the sheep jump into the lake? A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th."

"Girls call me ugly until they find out how much money I have Then they call me ugly and poor"

"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."