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Joke of the Day

"Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions."

"A haiku i wrote Roses are red and Violets are fucking violet You ignorant cunt"

"How do you call a nazi that doesn't react? A neon nazi"

"*accidentally uses flash while trying to take pic of funny looking person on the bus* ... *makes distant thunder noises with mouth*"

"Today is July 4th. Do you know what that means for tonight? That tonight it'll eventually be 12:00am turning to July 5th."

"What idiot called them atheists instead of non-parishables?"

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone A bitch sleeps with everyone, except you"

"Just found out I was dating a commie Guess I should've noticed the red flags earlier"

"You know what I like better than a good non-sequitur? ."

"What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about? Calculus"