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Joke of the Day

"Just found out I was dating a commie Guess I should've noticed the red flags earlier"

"So today I ripped off my testicles... I didn't want to risk creating any GMOs in the future."

"Is it hard to get a degree in hocking loogies? Well, it's snot rocket science."

"whats the differns between a blonde and a computer you only have to punch the computer once to get the imformation out of it"

"If you haven't used your fingers to ""expand"" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you're not me."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 the headphone jack"

"What do you call a robot with bad breath who's sister lives on its foot? HAL-i-toe-sis"

"What do you call a female barber? A Bobbitt"

"How can you tell when a mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean"

"pranking neighborhood teens by pulling my car into their driveway & putting a bow on it so they think their parents bought it for them"