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Joke of the Day

"What idiot called them atheists instead of non-parishables?"

"Explain joke What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!"

"*discretely picks a booger* *slyly wipes it on her blouse* Funeral Director: Sir, we can see you and narrating it just makes it worse."

"Two peanuts walk into a really rough bar Unfortunately, one was a salted"

"I thought it was called a Fist Bump Why not call it a Finger Bang?"

"I went to a posh school. In fact it was so posh, their gym was called James."

"Change cant be given to you every time, you must bring the change - great lines said by Mr.Jamil, bus conductor now read again"

"I planted some flowers, but they never grew. Should have seen it coming. The package did warn that they were pansies."

"Stuart hall, Rolf harris and Max clifford walk into an Irish bar. Barman says not Yew Tree again"

"What do you call a man without a beard? A woman."