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Joke of the Day
"I googled your mom last night. I had to open two tabs."
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"Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?"
"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket ... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
"Killing spiders is easy and fulfilling if you imagine them whispering ""You look fat in those pants""."
"My parents have been together for 40 years, and I don't even like seeing the same cashier twice in a row at the grocery store."
"What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant? Attempted Crepe"
"why dont jewish people like getting made fun of? Because millions of them already got roasted"
"Before Wallmart existed you had to buy a ticket to see the circus."
"What do you call all Republicans that aren't racist, sexist or homophobic? Nancy from New York."