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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, what time is it?"" 9:11"
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"I asked my Dad for help with course selection... My last block was either Psychology or Computer Applications. So I asked, ""Which do you think I should take?"" ""Whichever you'll excel in, son."""
"What do you call a blind trig function? Se-cant."
"A pirate walks into a bar The bar tender notices that he has a ships wheel sticking out of the front of his pants, he asks ""doesn't that bother you"". And the pirate says ""arrrr it's drivin me nuts"""
"""The princess dies. And then the people trying to save her die. Dragon guarding the castle? Dead"" - Bedtime at George R.R. Martin's house"
"Daughter steals my iPad so I left Google open on ""too many kids"" & ""making it look accidental."" Found my iPad but haven't seen her all day."
"Teaching Japanese kids how to eat with spoon and fork."
"My wife found a spot between her boobs this morning. The doctor eased her worries telling her it was just her belly button"
"*Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*"
"""What's green and eats nuts?"" ""Syphilis!"""