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"Yo mama so fat... She had a heart attack. Is everything okay, bud?"
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"Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you're not being arrested?"
"What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason."