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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: SCARLETT JOHANSSON"

"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."

"I swear skinny people without butts eat the most... They're bottomless!"

"Or any other Lie! Bro1: Why are you upset? Bro2: I text my GF but she doesn't reply back Bro1: Don't be upset bro, she may doesn't see it, or his mobile dead or she was sleeping or any other lie..."

"Did you hear about a vampire that joined the Nazi party? He was nazi in the mirror as well."

"[job interview] Interviewer: ""Do you have any questions for me?"" Me: ""How strong is the wifi signal in the restroom?"" Interviewer:"

"Have you ever met that one guy you really want to punch in the face? Turns out punching a mirror is painful for your hand."

"When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!"

"Why can vietnamese handle heat really well? It is natural selection..."

"Thought up this joke the other day What's the difference between a deaf dog and a one night stand? The one never comes when he's called and the other never calls after he comes."