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Joke of the Day

"[purposefully keeps messing up my hot dog eating scene] director: cut! [sighs] bring in another hot dog, take 11"

"Is 1+1 hard to calculate? It's not complex at all, right?"

"If a tramp and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the tramp stand out? He begs to differ."

"Irony is when you see someone circle around the parking lot 5 times to get the spot closest to the gym"

"Why are piggy banks actually pigs? To keep Jews away from your money."

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? *Hooodoooor!*"

"If a girl says vulgarities Is she called vulgirl?"

"Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!"

"If you jumped off a bridge in Paris You'd be In seine"

"Domestic violance in progress. When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."