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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys, I invented a new word! Plagiarism"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elifino!"

"You know you're an optimist... ...when your blood type is B+"

"Why did the numbers 25, 36, and 49 go to the dentist? For a square root canal"

"What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?"

"Ten Ways To Tell If Your Kitchen Is Haunted: 1.) Flying forks 2.) Pre-fried eggs 3.) Fridge moaning/wailing 4-10.) Ghosts"

"What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons? Tree fellas"

"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body... But then I was born."

"What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil? One is a group of cunning stunts."

"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue? I knew you'd get stuck."