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Joke of the Day
"What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?"
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"what do you call the most famous canadian hacking group? anonymoose."
"Dyslexic Zombie What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brians"
"My grandmother always wanted to be in a gated community So that's why I chose to have her buried at the cemetery when she died."
"How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh? Ten tickles"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"
"Did you hear about the constipated mathmatician? He worked it out with a pencil."
"A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha, ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""
"Parts of a worm: 1) Worm"
"Pedophiles aren't all that bad at least they go slow in school zones!"