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Joke of the Day

"""What's an FAQ?"" is probably an FAQ."

"What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink? A Pink Car Nation!"

"Of course Donald Trump has a big dick. How did you think he was going to fuck all of America from the White House?"

"There's no b,c,d,f,g,h,j,k,l,n,o,p,q,r,s,u,v,w,x,y, or z in team either."

"What does the Mexican gang member say to the 15 page document? Hey, *essay*!"

"What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!"

"How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him."

"Sometimes a man's idea of honesty in a relationship is telling you his real name."

"I've been reading the most interesting book on the history of superglue I just can't put it down ......"

"Silence is golden... But duct tape is silver."