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Joke of the Day
"What's a sheep's favorite type of alcohol? Mutton-schnapps."
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"They were having a sale at the hospital for vasectomies... It was a package deal."
"This guy in line at store had breath so bad his teeth turned sideways just to let it out."
"Took my wife away for our anniversary since it wasnt enough for her just to be married to God's gift to every female organism on the planet."
"Why is England so special? Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week."
"TIFU by walking into the class of the wrong substitute teacher Whoops, wrong sub."
"The Three Unwritten Rules Of Life 1. 2. 3."
"whats got two legs and bleeds..? Half a dog"
"My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !"
"What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)"