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Joke of the Day

"What's a sheep's favorite type of alcohol? Mutton-schnapps."

"Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons? *reason #42 why I can't fall asleep"

"Did you hear about the owl coup? They were in cahoots."

"I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, ""Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."""

"I was playing snooker with my mate, Dave, down the pub last night. We finished setting the table up and he said to me, ""do you wanna break?"" ""We've haven't even started yet, you lazy cunt!"""

"You're like a semicolon. I'm not sure exactly what to do with you."

"I used to be addicted to soap It's okay I'm clean now"

"Never under estimate the value of stretching...the truth."

"Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home? Me: I don't even think about work at work."

"I've got a terrible addiction, I can't stop eating deli meats. I'm trying to quit cold turkey."