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Joke of the Day
"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple."
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"What's the difference between some tuna , a piano and some glue ? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna"
"What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt. The man says, ""A beer please, and one for the road!"""
"My son didn't understand the concept of a committed relationship, so I told him it's like making a girl your default browser."
"A homophobe, rapist, and black man walk into a bar.... and the bartender says, ""What's up Kobe?"""
"After a thorough diagnosis, my doctor couldn't figure out the cause of my uncontrolled flatulence... When I asked him what the problem was, he told me ""Your gas is as good as mine."""
"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""This is not working I'm going to my mum's house."" So, I opened the fridge's door, the light came on and the juice was cold. - What the hell did she mean?"
"Why doesn't Muad'Dib like the Spice Girls? They remind him too much of his mother. I'll see myself out."
"Arrhythmia, blocked arteries, leaky valves, ""Hey, I found you on Twitter"" and other things that will suddenly stop your heart."