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Joke of the Day
"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple."
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"We play cop games because my boyfriend likes to ""discharge his weapon."""
"Dude I'm Colin Kapernick and I'm black. Dude you're not even brown. You look like Matthew Perry. -Harold and Kumar"
"Valentine's Day card idea: I'm like good sushi... You can eat me raw. Happy Valentine's Day!"
"What happened after the eyeliner and mascara got in a fight? They had make-up sex."
"I tried to catch some fog the other day.. I mist."
"Why did Jesus stop playing hockey? Because he kept getting nailed to the boards."
"Married 24 years now. All I recall about my wedding day is something about death."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clinton ! Clinton who ? Clinton your eye !"
"Q: What is your least favorite force of nature? A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down."