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Joke of the Day

"Me: Can you believe that after all that crap they're still together!?! Friend: Who ? Me: My butt-cheeks"

"Me and my recliner... We go way back."

"I once was wrestling a guy and had him in a lock but couldn't make him tap out. Sorry for the bad submission."

"Why is a bra singular and panties plural?"

"I was gonna make a joke about sluts... ...but it would just be whoreable."

"What do feminists and zookeepers have in common? Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone."

"As mad as I have been at my boyfriend, I still have never demeaned the size of his penis... That's just a dick move."

"What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal? Half Calf"

"My wife sent me out to buy something that would make her look sexy. So I went to the store, and came home with a case of beer."

"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Why the long dick?"""