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Joke of the Day
"I miss my friend Jack... I loved to listen to music with him."
Next Joke
"My son dropped this gem on me Son: Dad what's a cow plus 2 say? Me: Cow cow? Son: Twwoooooooooo"
"BANG BANG! Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it? A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself."
"You wanna hot body? You wanna Bugatti? You wanna Maseratti? Then this is an intervention you NEED to stop listening to Britney Spears."
"Apparently just sitting here on my new lawn furniture drinking my Vodka & minding my business is disturbing to other Target guests."
"An autistic girl asked me out today And I said yes. I guess you could say I like girls that are down for everything"
"I went to a vegan restaurant once. Wait, no, that was just a florist."
"It doesn't matter if it's fight club or book club or some other kind of club, I guarantee I don't want to talk about it."
"From now on, all of my posts will be written in Morgan Freeman's voice. Please re-read this one to make sure it's working."
"Pigeons die after they have sex... Did you know pigeons die after they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."