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Joke of the Day
"If I died and went directly to hell it would take me a month to realize I wasn't at work."
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"I watched ""The Edge of Tomorrow"" hundreds of times there seems to be an awful lot of alternative endings though."
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"Why Adolf Hitler is a bank robber? Because he is a Dollar Thief."
"What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over? Cry me a peninsula."
"What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons? He made melon-ade"
"I like Ohio's abbreviation because any address sounds like you just realized where you are and you're not super pleased about it."
"If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down. That leaves a wide range of colors I have no idea what to do with."
"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Jager bombs"