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Joke of the Day

"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Jager bombs"

"Sometimes words just aren't enough. And that's why we have middle fingers."

"I like my Women how I like my Coffee. Ground up and in a bag :^)"

"When asked by the creepy guy at the bar ""Why aren't you smiling?"" my go-to answer is always ""My yeast infection really is bubbling up."""

"Have you heard the one about the pushover fashion designer? He was easily suede."

"I heard from a terrorist that they are planning a nine-eleven attack times a thousand... That's right it's gonna be 911,000"

"Bono heated and cooled his vodka over and over, filtering it to try and get the perfect taste... But distill hasn't found what he's looking for."

"The girls that say that all guys want is sex, are usually the ones who have only that to offer."

"A friend of mine told me she met a really cute boy in a bar who was solving equations on a napkin. I told her to look for his unknown."

"My crush's ex-boyfriend was into wearing diapers I asked her best friend what she likes in a guy. She said, ""Depends..."""