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Joke of the Day
"What do you a call a PC without Garage Band? A Dell"
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"It's not my fault that I'm lazy. It walks in the family."
"So doctor how much time do I have left? 10... 10 what? 9, 8...."
"Jesus loves you, but Zeus thinks you're stupid."
"Growing up is when you go from using drugs for fun to using drugs for survival."
"What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary."
"Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed."
"Q: What do you call a clock on the moon? A: A lunartick."
"What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?... One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!"
"Apples greatest success is convincing the world they need a new phone, to replace the one you aren't making phone calls on, every year."