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Joke of the Day

"Went to take my dog with no legs for a walk in the park... now its a dragon."

"Why don't you starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there."

"What do you call two marry-go-rounds having sex? I don't know, i'm just fucking around."

"Mommy mommy, in school they all call me liar! Aww my Timmy, you're not in school yet."

"What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS? They both hate the French press"

"Apparently Michael Jackson was also a gifted baseball player. He was big in the minors."

"If a soccer player falls in the forest and nobody is there to see it, do they still flail their arms and cry and act like a big dumb baby?"

"Alphabet Soup I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement."

"What's the difference between water and gasoline? In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded."

"Disney just announced plans for an animated adaptation of Dante's Inferno They're calling it, ""101 Damnations."""