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Joke of the Day
"What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome."
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"GF: I'm leaving you because you're obsessed with Spanish puns and Despicable Me. ME: Please don't go. You're Juan in a minion."
"Why do buzzards prefer to fly? Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know."
"Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael? Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind."
"I don't like people call me fatty I like people call me to eat."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapus."
"I just found a half eaten hotdog inside of a Mr.Potatohead in the hamper. Living with a toddler is like living with a tiny hammered person."
"How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one? The lonely one dated igneous rocks!"
"Wait, is Obama our second black President or our first black President again?"
"Listen to Mom! Jim: Sometimes I wish I had listened to my mother's advice. Jon: What did she say? Jim: I dunno. I never listened!"