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Joke of the Day

"What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome."

"What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated? Basic Training"

"Divorce lawyers all over the world are rubbing their hands together in glee now that Twitter DM has a picture function."

"What do you call a black guy at college? A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist."

"Unless you can explain how you know me in three words or less, Facebook Friend Request: DENIED."

"*spin kicks cigarette out of your mouth* Nothing is cooler than health"

"How do you spot an attention whore on reddit? [-]"

"If all the Domino's employees in the world held hands, you'd have to make your own pizza."

"It takes 10,000 hours to be really good at something. It's really easy being poor now."

"The boss said I need to be more of a team player, so I rounded up all my coworkers & we kicked his ass."