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Joke of the Day

"I met a dyslexic Christian who was also a carpenter... Kind of weird meeting someone who believes in guardian angles."

"Don't you hate when you take a power nap and wake up 22 hours later and everybody at work is staring at you?"

"All men are the same Said the Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd"

"What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?? A Boosted Animal"

"Call me self-indulgent, but I only stay in motels that advertise ""color TV"" and ""air-conditioning"" on their sign out front."

"""So, how was your week off ill?"", asked the co-worker to his Scottish counterpart. ""Aye, was okay lad, but it was only a wee cough""."

"The first rule of Illiteracy Club is no reading. That was a test, and you failed. You're failing now. You're not welcome in Illiteracy Club."

"All the toilets have been stolen from Scotland Yard The police have nothing to go on"

"I used to be a huge fan of Jesus Christ... but then he got double crossed."

"What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth? Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace."