167613

Joke of the Day

"Why did Obama and liberals decide to tax aspirin? Because it's white and it works"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !"

"It was so cold out today I actually saw a few gangsters with their pants pulled up."

"Age is just the number of hours I'm hungover for."

"Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch but don't believe everything you hear."

"I went to shake the old man's hand But Parkinson's beat me to it"

"Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints? He couldn't decide what font to use."

"A Dutch guy, a Belgian guy and a Greek guy are sitting in a room The Dutch guy had a joke, but wanted money for it. The Greek guy couldn't pay it and the Belgian guy didn't get it."

"There are two Jehovah's Witnesses outside... They're applauding my house for some reason."

"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder."