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Joke of the Day

"Why did Trump call for a ban on all llamas entering the US? because he isllamaphobic"

"I raised an eyebrow once. He's an adult now, and he never calls or visits."

"Velcro.. ..What a rip off."

"What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40-foot cock trying to reach out and touch someone."

"I want to become a lawyer just so I can defend all my clients in court by saying, ""I mean, don't we all make mistakes"""

"My housemate is going away to Oslo. He asked if I wanted to come along but I said Norway."

"If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open."

"You know, as a child I was always told to give one hundred precent at everything I do... Needless to say the blood drive did not go very well."

"How do you say ""Fuck You"" in Yiddish? Trust me!"

"I have this idea tell me what you think? I say that we start the NBDBL (National blind dodge ball league) and then televise it. What are your thoughts on this?"