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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40-foot cock trying to reach out and touch someone."

"I had to stop eating clocks, it was too time consuming."

"What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in ""A Link to the Past""? Hyruleglyphics."

"Looked up from a text message and thought, ""Oh shit. I'm driving."""

"I have decided to run a marathon and have taken up vaping instead of smoking You could say I am running on fumes."

"Why do Jihadists only drink instant coffee? Because they're cunts. EDIT: punchline."

"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do?"

"red ring xbox My First Weekly Meme, Bad Luck Brian and his xbox :D"

"Confession: I have dipped cheese into softer cheese."

"There's Only One Thing I hate More Than a Litterbug... ...having a dirty car."