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Joke of the Day
"My housemate is going away to Oslo. He asked if I wanted to come along but I said Norway."
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"Why is the mushroom so happy ? Because he's a FUN-GUY :P"
"A lady centipede crosses her legs..... .....""For the one hundredth time, NO!"""
"The name's Bondjamesbond. James Bondjamesbond."
"Live Shark ""Can I buy a live shark here?"" ""Lady, what do you want with a live shark?"" ""A neighbor's cat has been eating my goldfish, and I want to teach him a lesson."""
"I keep getting emails about penis enlargement. The ones from my wife are starting to get personal, but it's the ones from my mother that really hurt."
"What did the baker name her dog? Pido."
"How many Freudian scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis LADDER I MEANT LADDER!!"
"Just tried to kill a snake in the backyard. And by kill I mean screaming as loudly as a human can in an attempt to make its head explode."
"So Brad Pitt is being investigated for child abuse after yelling at his kids on a flight. Better send my mum to the electric chair then."