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Joke of the Day
"My housemate is going away to Oslo. He asked if I wanted to come along but I said Norway."
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"My family's going to be here soon. Quick, hide my body."
"What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now"
"Someone asked me where I will be in 5 years? I said I don't know, I dont have 20/20 vision. Compliments to my dad for that one."
"I don't mean to brag, but I just completed my 21 day diet in 3 hours and 15 minutes."
"How do you catch a Swedish fish? With a gummy worm as bait"
"Oh no, here come the Nintendo police! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U"
"I accidentally arrived at work five minutes early today. Speeding CAN be dangerous, kids."
"E-incense to mask e-joint e-odor."
"What's another word for ""thesaurus""? Steven Wright joke, iirc."