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"The NSA hired Sarah Palin so she could keep an eye on Edward Snowden"
"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. Should have put it on aloha setting."
"I was thinking about making a sodium joke ...but Na."
"Coffee. Not my cup of tea."
"This Joke is a Bit of a Stretch What did the hillbilly say when his yoga instructor asked if you wanted to leave the class? ""Na, I'm a-stay"""
"What's a Russian's favorite service provider? Sprint."
"A fortnight is equal to 14 nights. Unless you live in a fort,, it is equal to one night.. Fort math is only complicated to non-fort dwellers."
"Don't buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone... and I am still asian."
"How come Abraham Lincoln never went to jail? Because he was in a cent"