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Joke of the Day
"What's a Russian's favorite service provider? Sprint."
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"Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor? His resurrection lasted more than four hours."
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I dont jelly my dick down your throat."
"Dude just knocked on my door... selling raffle tickets for black orphans, I said fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
"Punctuation is important... A missed period should always raise alarm."
"I'm getting old, The only way I can screw a woman... Is to borrow money from her and not pay her back. (Credit given to my friend. i'm not that clever.)"
"Toy Story 5: Jason Statham must deliver the last iPad to Uganda, in a prius, and he has to drift the entire trip or the car will explode"
"What happens when you fingerbang a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red."
"Jesus has been living in my heart for years... ...and I still haven't received one rent check! No wonder they call him king of the Jews..."
"and God said,"" Let there be light !"" Chuck Norris says"" Say please"""