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Joke of the Day
"I was thinking about making a sodium joke ...but Na."
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"What's a zombie's favorite snack? Fritos"
"A Roman walks into a bar an orders a martinus. ""You mean a martini?"" asks the bartender. The Roman replies, ""If I wanted more than one I would have said martini"""
"I'd kill for a good work ethic.... ...But I just can't be arsed."
"I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe!"
"A chicken and an egg are laying in bed... When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and says "" Well I guess that answers that question."""
"Why don't atheists use exponents? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
"How do you stop an Armenian tank? You shoot the guys pushing it."
"""love is the most powerful force in the universe"" wrong! huge explosions are"
"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club Which was weird, because I'd never met herbivore."