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Joke of the Day

"I was thinking about making a sodium joke ...but Na."

"Ted Cruz is going to be in a movie Dummy Does Dallas"

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the chin..."

"A man goes to see his doctor... He says to the doctor ""Doc, I think I might be a pair of curtains."" The doctor yells ""Pull yourself together!"""

"What does a wolf cough up after eating a rabbit? A hare ball"

"What were Adam's first ever words to Eve? ""Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"""

"23. RT @Highlights: Parents, at what age do you think it's okay for a child to get his or her own cell phone?"

"""You know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat well what if we added an extra slice of bread?"" Inventor of club sandwich"

"Did you hear the guitarist who got in trouble? He was fingering a G string but didn't notice it was A minor."

"I see, it's all coming back to me now... Said the blind man as he pissed into the wind."