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Joke of the Day

"What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies? ""Meet me - oh, right.."""

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday!"

"If you're using YOLO to justify doing something stupid, remember you only DIE once too. Inspirational tweet."

"What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy? Blunt Trauma"

"Why can't Saudi woman drive? There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom."

"With the iPhone 7 we have to charge the phone and the earphones, with the iphone 8 ... ... I think we'll also have to charge the charger."

"Gays are leading the fight against overpopulation and we need to join them in this fight before it's too late! But first..."

"""more like president PAJAMA"" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*"

"Sorry I painted a hat on your head while you were sleeping, but I can't knit."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."