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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy? Blunt Trauma"

"A Roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.... ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replied, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""

"Damn girl, are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10"

"Almost yelled ""F.U."" at another driver, but the kid was in the car. So I yelled, ""I'm dedicated to customer service."" Just like airlines do."

"It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the Worsta Rhymes."

"What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent."

"I like my women how I like my tests Curved"

"""I'm a skeleton!"" *kisses and hugs you* Stop that! *kisses and hugs you again* What kind of skeleton are you?!? ""An XO skeleton"""

"Two cows are standing on a hill.... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, aren't you worried about mad cow disease?"" The other replies, ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter!"""

"I hate it when... people refer to themselves as animal containers. and yes I'm a hippo crate."