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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Saudi woman drive? There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom."
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"She said she hates my analogies and wishes I would communicate like a normal person, but that's like telling a samurai not to use his sword"
"Dogs that don't bark are the most dangerous of all They're woofless"
"There's a fine line between myth and reality and booze blurs it nicely."
"So what are you doing today?? ""So what are you doing today?"" - ""Nothing."" - ""What the heck, you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!"" - ""That's right, and I'm not finished yet."""
"Imagine how much self-control the people who make bubble wrap must have."
"What's the best thing about having sexy with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em. edit: autocorrect is a bitch - we all know what it should say."
"Why does Martin Luther King like jam? Because God bless America"
"Ive tried everything to get my dog to behave. Ive tried shoving it into a wool tube, stabbing it in the neck and head, etc. nothing works."
"Where's the best place to explore? Rome."