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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I painted a hat on your head while you were sleeping, but I can't knit."
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"A sadist and a masochist are talking. The masochist says, ""Hit me!"" The sadist says, ""No."""
"Why did the chicken get an ouija board? To contact those who had crossed over to the other side."
"Some people say I have no idea how to run a court room. I'll let you be the judge."
"Be to, or be not to, the question, that is. - Yoda does Hamlet"
"What do Trump and his supporters NOT have in common? His supporters have a blind trust."
"""I just threw up in my mouth a little."" - Cows"
"What do you give to an owl who is not being himself? A Bowl (B-Owl)"
"How did Jim start losing weight after the holidays? He just quit eating cold turkey."
"A legume broke out of prison today Police are looking for the escapea."