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Joke of the Day

"With the iPhone 7 we have to charge the phone and the earphones, with the iphone 8 ... ... I think we'll also have to charge the charger."

"The strangest thing happened. A coworker who always says, ""Living the dream"" was mysteriously stabbed 37 times in the neck with my car keys."

"Knock, Knock Who's there? Hitler. Hitler who? For denying the holocaust you are now sentenced to ten years in an Austrian prison."

"How do you have a rave in Greece? Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling."

"If she farts in front of your parents repeatedly just for the reaction then she's a keeper."

"What does Supertramp do after buying rice? They take the long-grain home."

"What's black and slides down Nelson's column? Winnie Mandela."

"Arrogant lady, owned ! Lady : I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! Man : If I were the last man on earth, you wouldn't have a say in the matter."

"How do you take your coffee? **Barista:** How do you take your coffee? **Customer:** Ferguson Police **Barista:** Huh? **Customer:** Black, two shots."

"I like my women like I like my Poke Stops. Ready to go again in 5 minutes."