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Joke of the Day
"A real woman can raise a child by herself, but a real man would never LET her"
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"Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went O.K."
"What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban? Dominicans are close, but no cigar"
"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lighbulb has to want to change."
"Where can you go to pick up black birds? The crow bar"
"Why do black people hate chainsaws Because when you start them they go run nigga nigga nigga"
"No mom I won't go to ""night school,"" I already get what night is, it's that bullshit thing where the sun turns into the moon for a few hours"
"I'm glad you all tweeted mean stuff at me because I've changed my mind. On everything! Congrats! You did it!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat the more you want !"
"If an officer asks ""do you know why I pulled you over"" ""Because it's the only way to get girls to talk to you?"" is a bad answer, apparently."