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Joke of the Day
"""Dad, I don't want to go visit Grandma"" ""Shut up, and keep digging"""
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"Why was the motorcycle going so slow? Because it was two tired!"
"Life is like a box of idiots."
"I consider myself very decisive.. I guess."
"Girl, You're like the devil. Hot as hell and horny."
"""hey is that a banana in your pock--"" *his pants open* *a banana steps out* *it walks towards you* *it hugs you* ""u have freed me. thank u"
"""The secret is that it's all in the wrist!"" -My grandfather talking about golf or handjobs or something"
"What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman? A cross-threader"
"I asked my cat ""Who is your favorite President of China?"" According to her it's Mao."
"[clown cleaning shower] MRS CLOWN: Don't forget to remove the hair from the drain. [clown just keeps pulling long multi-coloured hair out]"