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Joke of the Day
"I won the drowning competition. Wanna know my secret? Well, don't hold your breath!"
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"Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list."
"What happened after 14-Year-Old Richie inherited his father's footwear empire? He came into a lot of socks."
"When my wife and I first got married she treated me like a god! Gave me burnt sacrifices every night."
"My favorite joke from tonight's debate ""you have 2 minutes"""
"The stock market monitors Chuck Norris."
"Everytime I close my eyes, I think of you... 'cuz damn..It's sooo black just like you, nikah! --- I'm sorry..."
"If your Uncle was an animal, what one would he be? An Aunt-eater."
"*Nurses dump cooler full of blood on surgeon after successful surgery*"
"Had to have ""the sex talk"" with my daughter, she was a little overwhelmed so I left out the part about golden showers & donkey punches"